London Mayor 2021

In my heroic campaign to become Mayor of London in 2021—and/or to get more votes than Laurence Fox—I announced 21 policies which "married fiscal responsibility, social awareness, and not being an anti-vaccine nutjob. My policies included:

✔ All government ministers' pay should be tied to that of nurses for the next 100 years

✔ Loud snacks to be banned from theatres

✔ mobile phone speakerphones to be banned in public

I finished in 9th place with 24,775 votes and all my excess campaign funds were donated to Shelter to combat homelessness.