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no self-respecting intergalactic personality can get along without being a self-sufficient pan-media broadcast entity.

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I’m delighted to raise money for good causes

mini-me

the devilishly talented ben at Troublemaker Games has created a delightful, paintable count binface miniature figure. you can buy one for a fiver, with three quid from each purchase going to nhs-supporting charities.

clothing to help shelter

planet earth is best by many intractable crises, but homelessness is a problem that is eminently solvable, if there’s enough will on the part of politicians. I support the work of shelter in combatting homelessness, so everyone in the UK has somewhere safe to sleep at night.

the wizards at balcony shirts in uxbridge have created a brilliant bespoke binface clothing range(!) I give 50% of all proceeds to shElter.

You can also donate directly to shelter.