Uxbridge 2023

In a field of 18 candidates I came 8th, my highest finish yet. for the second time in three years, I beat UKIP and Piers Corbyn in a democratic election, winning 190 votes.

In 2019 I made a promise to the people of Uxbridge (& South Ruislip) to serve as their MP for the length of the next parliament. Unlike ANY other party, I have kept my word. I’m the only surviving candidate from the last election.

the Tories

Since the last election, the Tories have mishandled a pandemic, pushed the NHS beyond breaking point, filled the seas and rivers with shit, crashed the entire British economy and been outperformed by a lettuce.

Brexit

I’m prepared to call out Brexit for what it is. (Clue: it begins with S.)

MP’s behaviour

The behaviour of many MPs has been atrocious, including but not limited to: bullying, corporate lobbying, cronyism, drug use, sexual assault, failing to disclose tax affairs, trying to claim a speeding fine on expenses, security breaches, watching porn in the Palace of Westminster and blaming it on tractors, appalling appointments to the House of Lords (which I will abolish), going on I’m A Celebrity instead of doing their job, massive incompetence, and - oh yes - serial lying.