The Standard: Count Binface praises Keir Starmer and reveals his dad was not a toolmaker

Count Binface is back on the campaign trail. He revealed his electoral ambitions to us last year to go for “the double” – to run for London Mayor and to get a seat in parliament at the next election. While London Mayor was not within his reach (he got 1% of the vote, placing 11th and beating Britain First) Binface is hopeful for polling day. “If Farage can get in, surely anyone can get in,” he told us. He announced last weekend his name will officially be on the ballot paper in the prime minister’s seat of Richmond and North Allerton.

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